Fewer Onion

I love The Onion, but I think their Twitter account is way too verbose. There are two things I wish they didn't do:

I get it: they read in a book about social media that the kids these days have terrible attention spans and you gotta blast your shit all over their feed walls in order to get any traction. Maybe for some people this works, but for me its a pain in the ass. Then I realized that I didn't have to put up with it.

Instead, I made @feweronion -- here's how it works:

The rules for a "new post" are:

That's it!

If you like The Onion but hate getting blasted in the face by their tacky posting practices, try @feweronion!!1!